Total Medals Earned: 179 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,570 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)
Beat the game!
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Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (100/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (55/200 points)
Destroy a Block
Kill a Critter
Complete any stage.
Collect a Weapon Box.
Destroy a Cupcake
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Destroy the Happy Sun
Destroy Newgrounds!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 9/13 (115/155 points)